Rally's Rules For Mudding

Apply with great abandon, and leave only enough coat showing through that you can be identified.

**Extra points as follows:

• Hearing your cowgirl say how nice you look seconds before application.

• Ascertaining she’s watching when you throw yourself into the deepest mud.

• Working Sticks of Hay into your mane/tail.

Big bonus if you heard her mention the need for photos/videos